Rednecks in NYC
A redneck and his son visit New York City for the first time. They walk into a hotel and see an elevator.
“What’s that thing, pa?” the redneck kid asks.
“I got no idea junior” the redneck dad says.
Just then, the doors open and an elderly woman steps in. The doors close. A few second later the doors open again and a beautiful young blonde steps out.
“Damn,” the redneck dad says. “I still got no idea what that thing is but you shove your ma in there right now!”