Once there was a man from Amsterdam who made the most amazing tulips.
People travelled from far and wide to see this man’s tulips, and they were not disappointed. However, the trick to growing these stunning tulips was a closely guarded secret, and everyone was trying to figure it out. One day, two theives broke ito his greenhouse with the intention of finding out the secret. When they were in, they saw the man mixing some small furry rodents in some sort of jelly. One theif says to the other, ‘What’s he doing with those poor creatures?’ The other one responds, ‘Don’t you see? He’s making tulips from hamster jam!’