A sailor pulls into port with 5 bucks to his name looking for a good time
He finds the seediest brothel in town and tells the Madam his financial situation.
“Don’t worry I got just what you need” she assures him.
She goes to the back and comes out with a behemoth of a woman. The sailor notices she has but 3 teeth, a glass eye is well into her 60’s.
The prostitute can tell the sailor is hesitant but she comes over confidently, grabs his hand and leads him to the back room, she says “This is gonna be the best 5 dollars you ever spent trust me”
She explains to him her plumbing is too dry and aged to go the traditional route but the 5 dollar special will knock his socks off.
She proceeds to pop out her glass eye. The sailor is extremely taken back at first but it’s been months since he’s been with a woman and he caves. He proceeds to the have the most amazing orgasm of his entire life.
“Wow! That was fucking incredible!” the sailor exclaims, “I need to find you next time I come to port!”
The prostitute blushes a bit and replies “Don’t worry Honey, I’ll keep an eye out for you”