A horse is in the pub having a few drinks…
… when he spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks “what did you do for a living” horse says ” I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter”.
Donkey says “I worked with the kids on blackpool beach” , then he asks “did you win anything”.
Horse says “yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”.
They arrange to meet at the donkey’s house a week later, donkey thinks, “I need to impress,this guy has done everything”.
So he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace, the horse arrives and says “lovely place you have here and who’s that in the picture on the wall?”, donkey replies ” thats me when I played for Juventus”